she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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