she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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