you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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