The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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