i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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