I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We left an ass print on the piano.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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