Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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