I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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