do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize
