In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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