You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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