Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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