Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just pee around me
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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