dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
