Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
