i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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