i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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