there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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