I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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