$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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