I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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