Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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