So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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