i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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