billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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