Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Randomize
