Please, let me fuck your mom
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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