people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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