We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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