She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
