Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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