we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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