I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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