my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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