No, you can still breathe under the balls.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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