Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
