love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Randomize
