Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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