i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize