you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
