Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Text me some of your sweat
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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