We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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