Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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