We should be called the Road Head Warriors
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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