Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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