Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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