White coat. Heels.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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