Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
