god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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