oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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