I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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