question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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