i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
