I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Two words: blizzard sex
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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